Picture/Line of the Day 3!

Dwight: Wh...don't you wanna earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

You gotta love the Office. :)

Picture of the Day 2!

Yes, that is George W. Bush watching TV. have a nice day everyone.

Change in the Blog!!

I have officially decided to split this blog. I now have two blogs.
This blog, "The Moore, The Merrier!" shall be used for only "funny" or "entertaining" posts.

For my more serious postings, such as my most recent about friends and flaws, will be carried over to my second blog, "Of All Things Pertaining to the Human Race"

http://pertainingtothehumanrace.blogspot.com/

So, if you see this blog "losing" posts, that is why.

Thank you to all my readers, for reading and commenting. Please continue doing so, and tell all your friends!! :)

-Danielle

Picture of the Day!

I hope this reminds you all of the joys of winter!! :D I'm going to miss summer when it's gone, though...

BRAVERY.

TRUTH.
KINDNESS.
CARING.

Those are the kinds of headings you will see on a motivational poster. But as a natural cynic with a varied, slighty repulsive sense of humor, I would rather talk about DEmotivational posters.

On my facebook profile (which, no, you cannot add me unless you know me...) I decided I would make an album of funny pictures and tag people in them just for the fun of it (and because other people with my type of humor have done the same thing, and I thought it was cool). Anyway, demotivational posters can be about anything, whether it's Nickelback or Pokemon or Oprah or President Bush. These posters exsist in order to make fun of all that's wrong with this world. Such as this Nickelback one, which makes my day every time I see it.




Chad Kroeger: he wants to be a rock star. See, I grew up with Nickelback, and have watch their miserable journey downhill as they become more and more mainstream. Silver Side Up, that had some good stuff, All the Right Reasons, that did too, but a lot ended up mainstream, and Dark Horse just killed them with songs like "This Afternoon" which pretty much is about a group of friends getting drunk in the afternoon. That's what rappers talk about!!! :O Derrp.

Anyway, that's the point of demotivational posters. They make fun of all that is modern America.



Such as this lady, who think an elephant is bigger than the moon. The only thing that's funnier is that when I put this on facebook, I made a joke saying if she had said "kettle", it would have been even funnier. A couple of my friends had no clue what a kettle was.

EPIC FAIL.



I think from now on, if I'm too lazy to actually write a blog post, I'll just have a funny picture of the day.

That's all for now, folks!!

Love, Luck, and Happiness,

Danielle :)

Can We Pretend That Airplanes in the Night Sky are Like Shooting Stars?

...I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now *B.O.B ruins song*
I'm really not into that kind of music, but I have heard the song before, and honestly, I love Hayley Williams's voice... My airplane wish is to sing like her. Or maybe just to be able to sing... I cannot, cannot! sing in front of people. I get so scared. >.< Anyway, that's not the point of today's post.

Before I get to the random topic of the day, let me direct you fine people to a blog of a friend of mine... he commented on my blog (which made my day) so I shall put a link to his right here...

http://maleballerina.wordpress.com/

I FINALLY LEARNED TO PUT LINKS ON HERE!!! *pats self on back*

Anyway, the random topic of the day, as suggested by the annoyingly catchy title...

STUPID SONG LYRICS.

You've heard them before, when you are so unable to find good music on the radio that you turn to that always-there, always-annoying, always-Ryan-Seacrest-never-shuts-up radio station that only plays the "hit" music that no one really likes. From some recent and maybe not-so-recent songs, here are some of the absolutely

1. Stupidest
2. Most pointless
3. Senseless

lyrics that I can think of.

Yes, I am the type that listens to the lyrics, not the beat, or the instruments. I have always loved words (more on that in the future) and I love to decipher words for the deeper meaning. And lucky me, I'm usually right, even if I don't have the faintest idea as to what I'm talking about. It's my one real talent. :) These here lyrics though, they don't need to be put into other words, for these words are so badly put together that ... well, it's just bad.

1. "Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P-Diddy" ~Ke$ha, Tik Tok
There are several things wrong with this picture. First of all, how the HELL do you wake up feelin' like P-Diddy?? I know it's a pop song, made for the beat and such, but STILL. Do you even KNOW P-Diddy, and how he feels when HE wakes up? Hmm, thought not. Second of all, most of us wake up in the mornin' feelin' like total SHIT. So, Ke-dollar sign-a (Credit to What the Buck Show), who obviously has no idea how to spell. It's "Tick" and "Tock", lady. (Is she a lady..? The world may never know.)

2. "Just one more moment/that's all that's needed/like wounded soldiers/in need of healing" ~ Nickelback, I'd Come For You
Yes, Nickelback. One of the most made fun of bands of this decade (or last one). Honestly, it took me forever to get what they were saying in these lyrics. First, I thought they were like "Wait up!! I love you!" which is pretty much the point of the song. But then they add the solider reference. I've made some pretty weird references, but none this out of context... I do now understand they are saying they need a moment, as in a moment to help the soldiers. Right here is some pretty solid evidence that Nickelback just tries to hard. I like "All The Right Reasons" wayyy better than Dark Horse! They're trying to do rock AND be mainstream, radio-friendly... doesn't work, honey.

3. "Lost from the start, I might as well be on the moon/much colder than I thought, even in the month of June" ~Daughtry, "Supernatural"

I know most of you won't know this song. And Daughtry is one of my absolute FAVORITE bands, so I feel bad for ragging on them. But seriously, this song starts off making no sense whatsoever. I KNOW there are worse lyrics out there (READ: KE$HA) but whenever this song comes on "shuffle" on my iPod, it just pisses me off to start off with those terrible lyrics. The song pretty much is about losing something/someone special, and the feelings are just so beyond words that they're "Supernatural" (hence the song title). The lyrics after this make this seemingly terrible song not so bad after all. "Now it's too late, it's takin' over me, it feels so supernatural... when it's more than psychical, it's kinda hard to see beyond the glow..." I love Daughtry.

4. "I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl/without bein' disrespectful/ DAMN,SHE'S A SEXY BITCH, A SEXY BITCH..." ~David Guetta feat. Akon, "Sexy Bitch"

Oh, Akon. You just have the words for EVERYTHING, don'tcha? :) He "Wanna Love You" and "Smack That", and the best words he can find without "bein' disrespectful" is "DAMN, SHE'S A SEXY BITCH!!!" :D OMG!! I'm SO FLATTERED!!! David Guetta, Akon, or whoever was "clever" enough to write these lyrics... you failed. Hard. No girl wants to be passed by and catcalled at "DAMN, SHE'S A SEXY BITCH!!". There could be any number of meanings behind it...

and now, for my FAVORITE DUMB LYRICS OF ALL TIME... :D

Luda
"When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby,
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy,
Oh I was starstruck,
She woke me up daily,
Don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound,
And skip a beat when I see her in the street and,
At school on the playground,
But I really wanna see her on the weekend,
She know she got me gazin',
Cuz she was so amazin',
And now my heart is breakin',
But I just keep on sayin'..." Justin Beiber feat. "Luda"cris, "Baby"

This.Song.Is.Completely.Terrible. Every lyric is another reason to hit a baby or budge in front of veterans at the grocery store... And those are two things i would never do...
Anyway, I decided to take the absolute WORST part of the song, and dissect it with all the horrid, witty bullying powers that I possess.


"When I was 13, I had my first love" ... You were 13. It was not LOVE. It was LUST, or puppy love. Or obsession... that's pretty typical for a 13 year old.

"There was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us or could ever come above" So, this "baby" comes before all your friends, all your family, God (sorry to bring that in)...? Hmmm? :)

"She had me goin' crazy, Oh I was starstruck" THAT'S CALLED OBSESSION!!! IT'S NOT LOVE!!! (less than threeeeeee:) <3

"She woke me up daily, Don't need no Starbucks" HAHAHA. So, this girl came into your room, calling out with her sweet, silky voice, "Wake up sunshine, the earth says hello!!" She comes in with a Edward Cullen-esque manner to her step, which is shocking enough to definately wake you up without no Starbucks. By the way, it's not paticularly good to 1. Drink coffee at that age, and 2. To get Starbucks a lot. It's rather fattening, and caffine IS in fact a drug. Luda!!

"She made my heart pound, And skip a beat when I see her in the street and" Let's be brief here. If your heart is "Skipping a beat", you're dead. (:

"At school on the playground" THIS IS THE WORST LYRIC OF THE SONG!!! BWAHAHAHHA!!! Dear Justin/"Luda", if you want to sound mature/black/at least a little musically talented, please do not talk about the playground in your song!! This is the most evident piece of evidence that Mr.Beiber is still a boy, not yet a man (or wo-man).

"But I really wanna see her on the weekend" Then ask her to hang out on the weekend!! Don't come crying to me about it... it's not that hard. There's this thing, Justin, it's called "making friends". Wanna try it? The word is "girlFRIEND" for a reason.

"She know she got me gazin', Cuz she was so amazin'" ... that's one self-centered girl right there. She KNOWS she got you gazin' ?? What a bitch.

"And now my heart is breakin'" Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and let me run you over with my Segway. Why? 'Cause I CLEARLY DO NOT CARE!!

"But I just keep on sayin'..." *enter chorus* Saying? You're singing/rapping, dumbass. Those are NOT synonyms to "sayin' "

So, now I'm done ranting and being so negative-Nancy. So, to end this on a positive note (which is a MUST when it comes to children and animals) I am going to give you some songs to listen to which actually have some GOOD lyrics, and GOOD beat and a GREAT message.

Artist Title Comments
Angels & Airwaves Epic Holiday Cool beat, a rebelious tune. AVA's a great
Angels & Airwaves Shove band, their CD LOVE is free on their site.
Aerosmith Sedone Sunrise Awesome rock love song. less than three!<3
Guns N' Roses Street of Dreams I know, I know it's not REALLY GNR. It's
Chinese Democracy. Good moving-on song all
the same, Axl Rose w/great chords
Annie Tomorrow Annie the musical!! This song is so happy, i tear up every time I hear it. It's always a day away...
Rise Against Swing Life Away A "I'm just living life" sort of song.
Acoustic, great raw sound.
Journey Faithfully Love song from those who brought you the
greatest rock song of all time.
Carrie Underwood Change Great message, importance of little random
acts of kindness
Daughtry B-Sides Sadly enough, their best songs (by far!)
are sooo hard to find. Listen to them all
Traffic Light, Long Way, One Last Chance
Get Me Through
Daughtry September If this song becomes popular, I want it
on the record that I knew it first.
Carrie Underwood The Night Before (Life Goes On) I LOVE CARRIE!! This song is
about summer love coming to an end.
Linkin Park Meteroa (album) Can't pick favorites on this one... every
song has its own vibe... I highly
reccomend it.
Ron Pope Just look the man up, he's a love song genieus.
Secondhand Serenade Vunerable John Vesley sings with his amazing voice
about how we are all vunerable. Great
message.

Ok, so that'll hold you people off for a while. Comment on anything, if you have songs to add to the list, do so!! There shall be a master list in the future. :)

Love, Luck and Happiness,
Danielle <3

For you, Rachael.

I told my Harry Potter-obsessed friend Rachael (who is going to Potterworld, LUCKY!!!) that I wrote a post about Harry Potter, and one about old people on her formspring (there will be a blog about that one later.) Her reply brought up some memories that brought me to write this blog post about...

MESSING WITH PEOPLE.

Now, my group of friends are masters at this art. For example, this one time two of my friends and I were entering the mall behind this mother and her two children. We decided we were going to talk really loud just to freak her out (mean, i know). She looked back at us like we were crazy and walked away really fast.

My absolute favorite way of messing with people though, has to be asking them really awkward, annoying questions. For example, my swim coach. Oh my, what a funny man. He has the best middle name ever, Aloyicious (pronounced Al-o-ish-ous, thanks to my friend Anna for finding that one) and later that day, he wanted us to get into the pool to do starts before our meet.
Coach: "Guys, we have to do some starts!!"
Me: "Pronounce your middle name for me and I'll do a start"
Coach: "Aloyicious" (Coolest thing ever, I KNOW!!!)
*goes and does one start, I'm lazy like that*

At a later meet, we had a parents/coaches relay. This paticular coach wore a Speedo (that's another funny story) and I messed with him the next day.

We were slacking off at practice (as usual) and Coach tells us we need to work hard. I go over to one of my buddies and whisper "I'll work harder if he takes his shirt off." Coach heard the last part, and gives me this look like I'm insane. I later mentioned the shirt thing, and he told me that it was "innapropriate". Oops.

Another swim coach of mine is ... well, words cannot describe this woman. She's pretty awesome though. At a big swim meet, I gave her the shock of her life. I was listening to my iPod, and "J**z in my Pants" came on. I showed my friends, and we were all laughing. Other Coach (not the Aloyicious one, yes, I can feel your disappointment) asks what I am listening to. The look on her face was PRICELESS. >:)

Speaking of names, and messing with people, there was a lady at a certain Rite-Aid named Eugina. I think she yelled at us. She was pretty cool though, for her name was Eugina.

I don't know what else to say at the moment, and my mind is again filling with ideas for new posts, so I shall sign off for the day. Thanks for reading!!

Love, Luck, and Happiness,
Danielle <3