For you, Rachael.

I told my Harry Potter-obsessed friend Rachael (who is going to Potterworld, LUCKY!!!) that I wrote a post about Harry Potter, and one about old people on her formspring (there will be a blog about that one later.) Her reply brought up some memories that brought me to write this blog post about...

MESSING WITH PEOPLE.

Now, my group of friends are masters at this art. For example, this one time two of my friends and I were entering the mall behind this mother and her two children. We decided we were going to talk really loud just to freak her out (mean, i know). She looked back at us like we were crazy and walked away really fast.

My absolute favorite way of messing with people though, has to be asking them really awkward, annoying questions. For example, my swim coach. Oh my, what a funny man. He has the best middle name ever, Aloyicious (pronounced Al-o-ish-ous, thanks to my friend Anna for finding that one) and later that day, he wanted us to get into the pool to do starts before our meet.
Coach: "Guys, we have to do some starts!!"
Me: "Pronounce your middle name for me and I'll do a start"
Coach: "Aloyicious" (Coolest thing ever, I KNOW!!!)
*goes and does one start, I'm lazy like that*

At a later meet, we had a parents/coaches relay. This paticular coach wore a Speedo (that's another funny story) and I messed with him the next day.

We were slacking off at practice (as usual) and Coach tells us we need to work hard. I go over to one of my buddies and whisper "I'll work harder if he takes his shirt off." Coach heard the last part, and gives me this look like I'm insane. I later mentioned the shirt thing, and he told me that it was "innapropriate". Oops.

Another swim coach of mine is ... well, words cannot describe this woman. She's pretty awesome though. At a big swim meet, I gave her the shock of her life. I was listening to my iPod, and "J**z in my Pants" came on. I showed my friends, and we were all laughing. Other Coach (not the Aloyicious one, yes, I can feel your disappointment) asks what I am listening to. The look on her face was PRICELESS. >:)

Speaking of names, and messing with people, there was a lady at a certain Rite-Aid named Eugina. I think she yelled at us. She was pretty cool though, for her name was Eugina.

I don't know what else to say at the moment, and my mind is again filling with ideas for new posts, so I shall sign off for the day. Thanks for reading!!

Love, Luck, and Happiness,
Danielle <3